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	<title>Ercoupe Takeoffs Are Optional - Flying an LSA Ercoupe 415-C &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>Ercoupe vs. Helicopter</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Dec 2010 20:43:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, not really a comparison between an Ercoupe and a Helicopter &#8211; I just thought these heli comments (definitions?) a bit humorous: 1) Helicopters don&#8217;t fly. They&#8217;re so ugly the earth just repels them! 2) Helicopters = 10,000 parts flying in loose formation! 3) Helicopter = a swirling mass of metal fatigue surrounded by an [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, not really a comparison between an Ercoupe and a Helicopter &#8211; I just thought these heli comments (definitions?) a bit humorous:</p>
<blockquote><p>1) Helicopters don&#8217;t fly.  They&#8217;re so ugly the earth just repels them!</p>
<p>2) Helicopters = 10,000 parts flying in loose formation!</p>
<p>3) Helicopter = a swirling mass of metal fatigue surrounded by an oil leak.</p>
<p>4) Helicopter = screwing your way through the air !</p>
<p>5) Helicopter = a loose confederation of aircraft parts beating the air into submission.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Pilot Gains Political Notoriety</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:33:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill</dc:creator>
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